#if you claim you did not sing this in the tune you sit on a throne of lies.
I just tried to take a picture with my phone to show my buddy how my cat has become completely enamored with the new mirror on the back of my bedroom door, and instead I seemed to have inadvertently caught a glimpse of his inner demon.
#or his inNER ANGEL
cover half the picture to see it better
Do you ever rub your nose so hard it tastes like the beach?
What? Is this a thing?
I dunno, is it? Happens to me!
How do you know what bleach taste like
You know like it tastes the way the beach smells
Bleach tastes like beach smells
What the fuck
does this even mean anymore
is it supposed to express love and peace
or unfathomable rage and hatred
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
you smooth motherfucker
john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on
John Hughes is my hero.
BLESS JOHN HUGHES
This is the hottest thing I have ever seen
the sass in that last comment is legendary